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obesitycore:

eats food while crying 

(via yrrard)

grinshaws:

[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care

(via snorlaxatives)

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

What about Fa Ping like fapping?

(via twistedanime)

windicuffs-tier:

i fucking hate anime girls tongues they’re always tiny little pink things

they might as well just put a tiny fucking slug in their mouth

(via a-little-more-a-little-less)

caslovesdeanandbees:

we were in the car and my dad was all like “if all the other kids jumped off a bridge would you” and I was like “yeah cause there’d be a huge pile of bodies to land on” and he starting choking and almost swerved off the road

(via moechizou)